SUN-04: Writers' Conference Roach

[Brendan]

I just want to express much respect for Derek, stepping up and delivering with the worst of us, and doff my hat to Johnzo for the fantastic total conversion kit. I think a full-cast Roaching that involved a human joust during the group critique probably qualifies for "gonzo," but when Jackson and I marveled at how little degrading sex and massive property damage actually happened during the game, Harry told us we were getting old. Maybe it's true! Maybe it's true. Yet this was still probably my favorite of our annual Roach games since the first one.

Care to list a few of your recollections for posterity below, gentlemen? It was fun to play Col. Jack Seagram, towering over his freshly subdued roach cabal and uttering "I take it you enjoyed the manuscript," but I think my favorite moment had to be Barton Kleighblaugh--unroached!--straight up snapping the poor con organizer's finger at Douchebag O'Shanigan's.

[Caesar_X]

Spongebob Squarepants G-string.

[johnzo]

"th-th-th-th-th-th-this-is-d-d-d-d-dog-eat-d-d-d-dog, people."