SUN-02 Bullwinkle and Rocky!

[Joel P. Shempert]

And now here's something you'll REALLY like!

My friends, I have this very afternoon discovered--at Goodwill no less!--a boxed set of the Bullwinkle and Rocky Roleplaying and Party Game, in pristine condition! Well, my loss of $1.49 is your gain! Clearly it is my calling to run this game at GoPlay!

I'll take up to 5 players. We will run a quick round of the Narration Game--Once Upon-A-Time style narration passing with cards--which will authorize me to issue diplomas qualifying you to -play the Everybody Can Do Something Game--full-on roleplaying with canonical characters and adventures based on TV episodes. There will be further diplomas, leaving you certified to play the Graduate Game--roleplaying with player-created characters and adventures--at a future date!

Don't miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! Act now before someone audits Whossomatta University's accreditation! Experience the thrills, chills and spills of Not-Very-Serious Roleplaying!

Bullwinkle: Are you sure you're in shape for this roll-playing business, Rock?
Rocky: I think they mean ROLEplaying, Bullwinkle. Like in the theater!
Bullwinkle: Oh goodness! I thought it was a barrel-riding competition!
Rocky: Oh, brother...