SAT-03 Danger Patrol Nights [NSFW]

[Brendan]

Late night slot. Grownups only.

Danger Patrol Pocket, reskinned with exclusively filthy terms.

Except for "Two-Fisted."

"Suddenly, rearing up through the warp orifice--it's a thrashing Phallohydra! What do you do?"

"Damn," hisses Vajazzla Dentata, "Sexbot 9000 is down for the count, and I'm all out of ultralube! Anyone got any bright ideas?"

With grim determination in every line of his body, Thrust Slapjack undoes his utility belt. "If you want it fucked right," he growls, "you gotta fuck it yourself."

(I can take up to five players, in any configuration imaginable.)

UPDATE: PLAYER LIST
Matthew Klein / moleculo
Ben Wray
Morgan Stinson / Mathalus
Miles Gaborit
David Fooden

[moleculo]

So it's basically the Roach with superheroes, then. hm? OK, I'm down like a ten dollar hooker. (And I might play one, too. Her name is Angela.)

[Ben Wray]

You better believe I'm "down" for this. IYKWIMAITYD

[Mathalus]

Oh, man! I want in on that!

Can I hang with the dirtiest dudes in town?

[milesgaborit]

Count me (and Captain Brightphallus!) in

[nemomeme]

How wonderfully wrong is this?

Great will be the revenge if the Riddles were not informed about this game beforehand.

[20-Sided_Dave]

I'm in!

He said, rending asunder the innermost sphincter of the 9th-dimensional invertebrate lustcloneâ„¢.

(That is, if I'm not too late, I count 5 comments above me…)

[milesgaborit]

Actually, could I get some clarification on "late night session"? I'm not staying at Seattle U and am going to have to be out of there by 12:30ish, so if the game is happening later than that somebody else should take my spot.

[20-Sided_Dave]

Update: Looks like I'm in this balls-deep, got a clarification from nemomeme (thanks NM!).

[Ben Wray]

Just had the thought that AD&D's old Random Harlot Table might be an excellent reference for this. "Wanton" "Saucy" "Sly" etc.