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SAT-03 Danger Patrol Nights [NSFW]
Posted: May 28th, 2013, 4:32 pm
by Brendan
Late night slot. Grownups only.
Danger Patrol Pocket, reskinned with exclusively filthy terms.
Except for "Two-Fisted."
"Suddenly, rearing up through the warp orifice--it's a thrashing Phallohydra! What do you do?"
"Damn," hisses Vajazzla Dentata, "Sexbot 9000 is down for the count, and I'm all out of ultralube! Anyone got any bright ideas?"
With grim determination in every line of his body, Thrust Slapjack undoes his utility belt. "If you want it fucked right," he growls, "you gotta fuck it yourself."
(I can take up to five players, in any configuration imaginable.)
UPDATE: PLAYER LIST
Matthew Klein / moleculo
Ben Wray
Morgan Stinson / Mathalus
Miles Gaborit
David Fooden
Re: SAT-03 Danger Patrol Nights [NSFW]
Posted: May 28th, 2013, 6:37 pm
by moleculo
So it's basically the Roach with superheroes, then. hm? OK, I'm down like a ten dollar hooker. (And I might play one, too. Her name is Angela.)
Re: SAT-03 Danger Patrol Nights [NSFW]
Posted: May 28th, 2013, 6:57 pm
by Ben Wray
You better believe I'm "down" for this. IYKWIMAITYD
Re: SAT-03 Danger Patrol Nights [NSFW]
Posted: June 4th, 2013, 12:02 pm
by Mathalus
Oh, man! I want in on that!
Can I hang with the
dirtiest dudes in town?
Re: SAT-03 Danger Patrol Nights [NSFW]
Posted: June 4th, 2013, 3:48 pm
by milesgaborit
Count me (and Captain Brightphallus!) in
Re: SAT-03 Danger Patrol Nights [NSFW]
Posted: June 7th, 2013, 5:20 pm
by nemomeme
How wonderfully wrong is this?
Great will be the revenge if the Riddles were not informed about this game beforehand.
Re: SAT-03 Danger Patrol Nights [NSFW]
Posted: June 7th, 2013, 9:44 pm
by 20-Sided_Dave
I'm in!
He said, rending asunder the innermost sphincter of the 9th-dimensional invertebrate lustcloneâ„¢.
(That is, if I'm not too late, I count 5 comments above me…)
Re: SAT-03 Danger Patrol Nights [NSFW]
Posted: June 8th, 2013, 10:38 am
by milesgaborit
Actually, could I get some clarification on "late night session"? I'm not staying at Seattle U and am going to have to be out of there by 12:30ish, so if the game is happening later than that somebody else should take my spot.
Re: SAT-03 Danger Patrol Nights [NSFW]
Posted: June 8th, 2013, 7:41 pm
by 20-Sided_Dave
Update: Looks like I'm in this balls-deep, got a clarification from nemomeme (thanks NM!).
Re: SAT-03 Danger Patrol Nights [NSFW]
Posted: June 10th, 2013, 12:15 pm
by Ben Wray
Just had the thought that AD&D's old Random Harlot Table might be an excellent reference for this. "Wanton" "Saucy" "Sly" etc.