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SAT-01 Paranoia: Red Clearance Edition [7/6] FULL

Posted: June 17th, 2019, 11:28 am
by MoonSageFan
Paranoia is a goofy, campy, meat-grindery dark comedy RPG about making characters you don't care about so that your friends can kill them in ever-more-hilarious ways. And also something about the Matrix and GlaDOS and insane computers that control the world. And evil communists!

If any of that sounds like the kind of thing you want to spend a couple hours doing, and you're the kind of player who has no qualms about stabbing their friends in the back for a couple of bucks and a meaningless promotion, then sign up for Paranoia! Here's an excerpt from the blurb on the box to give you a better sense of the game:
Welcome to Alpha Complex! Welcome to the ranks of the Troubleshooters! Welcome to Paranoia!

As a Troubleshooter, you are a member of Alpha Complex’s most expendable elite force. Tasked with finding trouble and shooting it, you will be hunting mutants, terrorists, traitors, [CLASSIFIED], secret societies, renegade bots, and DAIVs, which are [REDACTED]. You’ll save Alpha Complex from its greatest threat, unless you accidentally become Alpha Complex’s greatest threat.

Completely rebuilt from the ground up, Paranoia is the classic RPG of a darkly humorous future, rebooted for a humorously dark present. All-new mechanics include a simple yet brilliant character-generation system, a bluffing-based card-driven combat system that encourages creativity, clever moves and lying, [and] a special Computer Dice which means even the simplest interaction can become hilariously fatal.
Sign-Up Slots:
1. Victor Allen
2. Erik H.
3. John C
4. Patrick R
5. Matt M
6. John Powell
7. Steffi

Re: SAT-01 Paranoia: Red Clearance Edition [0/6]

Posted: June 17th, 2019, 11:56 am
by restlesshead
Please sign me up. Unless you're a traitor, of course, in which case please accompany me to the nearest discipline terminal.

Re: SAT-01 Paranoia: Red Clearance Edition [1/6]

Posted: June 18th, 2019, 6:34 am
by Gangoose
Please sign me up, Friend Computer. I'm certainly not a mutant or Communist.

Re: SAT-01 Paranoia: Red Clearance Edition [2/6]

Posted: June 19th, 2019, 6:16 pm
by jcucco
Can me and my three friends play?

John C
Patrick R
Matt M

John

Re: SAT-01 Paranoia: Red Clearance Edition [5/6]

Posted: June 21st, 2019, 12:37 pm
by John Powell
Sounds like a great thing to wake up to on Saturday. Sign me up!

Re: SAT-01 Paranoia: Red Clearance Edition [6/6] FULL

Posted: July 1st, 2019, 2:04 pm
by extestsubject
I'd love to join the waiting list if there's one!

Re: SAT-01 Paranoia: Red Clearance Edition [6/6] FULL

Posted: July 1st, 2019, 9:29 pm
by MoonSageFan
Paranoia is a pretty goofy game to begin with. Let's make it seven!