"How would you feel about having a lot of acid on you!" -Jackson, to Chris
"Well, I'm on fire, cursed, and marked, but at least I'm not covered in acid... AUGH!" - John
"...in the FACE!!" -Ian
"In a minute we're gonna cut him open and find out how old he is." -Jackson, re the Flame of Vecna
"Yeah, count the rings of fire" -Brendan
"Ain't nothin' like graveyard lovin'" -Jordan
"I have a notoriously strong bladder" -Matthew
"My legendary calm is gone." -Trooper Syphon, Ryan, right before rolling up Trooper Seven
"I know you are excited by this news, troopers, as am I" -Sgt Cabral, John Harper
"Everybody keep your dicks dry" -Sgt Cabral, John Harper