Here are the quotes in no particular order.
- "We don't get money for free! Well we do, but..." - Jonathan Lemer
- "Where is the great Pop-O-Matic RPG of our time?" - Phil LaRose
- "June 6, 1944: Dear diary, almost fucking died." - Paul Riddle
- "RVT Chips: The short description. Blue = make me awesome, White = challenge me, Red = fuck me over" - succinctly summarized by Christian
- "Did you really kick a man until blood came out his ears?" - Ogre, as the Interviewer
"Well, it was only one ear..." - Tony, as Horse the roadie - "Just pee in your pants. Be a man." - Christian, on Jungle Speed etiquette
- "We will revel in the glory of the Cupcake covered in children's vomit." - Mucha (Jeremy)
- "Everyone's a winner in the Pain Lottery... now who wants cupcakes?!" - the Marquis Heinrich von Hate (Ryan Macklin)
- "Is there anyone who hasn't had their face against the plexiglass this game??" - unknown Wall Street Roach player
- "What's a dirty trick I could play on a turtle?" - Matt
"Put him on his back?" - Brendan - "The undead taint of vampirism" - Principia character sheet (Tony Dowler)
- "Is it me, or are these jokers a lot tougher now?" - The Hype
"We're always stronger in vengeance." - Doctor Steel - "I killed Liberace in a dirty truck stop bathroom with a pneumatic air gun." - Darrin
- "Yeah, fuckin' Duck Hunt!" - Joe McDonald as Tuck Allard
- "I'm as happy as a cat in a fishstorm." - Kingston
- "They were levitating at me, sir." - Trooper Marriot
- "Okay, you've traded away your relationships with Mehny, your roommates, your friends, and your grandmother, and all your memories of them in exchange for Del Shannons' talent." - Carl Rigney, GMing DRYH
- "Only boring people are boring." - Brian's dad
"I guess everyone in this car is really fucking boring, then, dad." - Brian - "How wet are you, Lieutenant?" - Corporal Sanchez, 3:16
- "These assassins always work alone." - Pranav
- Later -
"There's a whole bunch of guys working alone down here!" - Ziff - "This game is a lot like Trollbabe, only with explosions." - Wilhelm, describing Danger Patrol
- "My God, I knew it! An invisible zeppelin!" - Matt, as Prof. Clive Bradbury, Atomic Professor
- "I'm a curious elf... here, dwarf, take one." - Wizard the wizard elf (Julian), investigating mysterious gems with the help of Ugly the warrior dwarf (Jonathan)
- "I don't even know what a Tuscan salad is, but it's delicious!" - Joe McDonald as Tuck Allard
- "I need to get something to eat..."
"Jackson Tegu is right there." - "So what are we going to do now?"
"Start rolling better..." - Lady Blackbird crew - "We're cool right? I have a bag of drugs! You could sell it, and we could split it!" - Matthew, Fiasco
- "Baby, quesitons are stupid." - Joe McDonald, Danger Patrol
- Referring to a 12-pound mountain Howitzer: "That's a fine gun! Don't you think it should be used to help those in need?" - Ping, Fiasco
- "You take a reduced hit... and the reason is... (uh)... you did what you did." - John Harper, Danger Patrol Ep. 11
- "Next year: Shab-Al-Hiri NASCAR! or Mowtown Roach!"
- "So are you saying you pull a rare steak out of your beard?"
"Yeah." - "Just lie back and think of Stalin" - Adam, Poland, 1944
- "If you're going to destroy us, find a... nondestructive way of doing it." - Julian
- "Live long and prosper all OVER those motherfuckers!" - Ryan Macklin as Marquis Wolfgang von Hate
- "Joe, I think you should start more stories with 'I have this machine at home that...'" - Julian
- "This is satisfying but not satisfactory." - Dr. Steel, mastermind
- "Mommy, promise you won't kill any more people, please?" - Lucrezia Borgia's illegitimate son
"Gimme a couple of days, sweetie." - her response - "You can't stop the future!" - Jackson Tegu
"You can't burn the past!" - David Drake - "Actually, I don't really consider myself a stoner." - Michael
- "The only card you need is the Ace of Spaces, sir." - Johnzo, proving his humanity in 3:16
- "Do you know how to bury a body?" - Baron Henrich von Hate to a little kid
- "OK so far, we've got heroic monsters, villainous humans, lesbian sadomasochism, and domestic violence." - Kingston, summarizing the plot up to this point
"& then everyone died in a ball of Flame!" - added comment - "It's Antarctica. You drink, you fuck, you bowl." - Dr. Alphonse Capresi, Fiasco
- "Oh, right. Because I'm the spooky art chick, I'm supposed to cut myself to see if I still feel?" - Micky as Jessie McCullough in DRYH
- "I wasn't actually punching that kid... we were high-fiving." - Marquis von Hate
- "Do I look like I need a donut?" - random woman on the street to Chris Bennett
- "The Mjolnir-i-phone of Harper-Thor sits lonely on a cloud." - Mythender, ending John Harper as Thor
- "I beat the zombies off... That sounds really bad."
"Yeah." - "This ripple of Socratic knowledge blasts out, and the zombies drop their weapons." - Johnzo, Mythender
- "I veto consciousness." - Julian
- "If someone asks you if you want to punch a child-bot in the face, you say YES!" - Jeremy Z
- "My humble clothes can no longer conceal my rich plumage." - Johnzo
"I take it this happens in the middle of the orgy..." - Ryan - "You're arm-wrestling him with your brain!" - John Harper, Danger Patrol Ep. 11 PRIMATE INFERNO
- "Whose side are you on—anal or non-anal?" - Chris Bennett, Wall Street Roach
- "You've got that gamer smile on your face." - Tony
- "As a mutant, I react unstably to all dimensions, including my own." - Joe McDonald, mutant warrior, Danger Patrol Ep. 11
- "Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"You're fired!"
- The Upgrade - "You think I can pull 25mm ammo out of my ass? Bring me some women!!" - Wotcjek
- "I'm really sorry we're here." - David R. Drake, tenderly apologizing for mythending
- "It's the Entropy Engine."
"What does it do?"
"IT MAKES NOTHING." - "With enough danger, you can accomplish anything!" - John Powell
- "Damn this danger that we're always in!" - Andrew Mentum, Danger Patrol
- "I apologize, I am probably going to win." - Ryan M.F. Internet, teaching Race for the Galaxy
- "Cry! Nioque! Cry!" x4 - all the Beast Hunters
- "School Bus
(not a threat)" - on an index card - "Are you sure you want Janine to come over to your apartment, Kenny? I mean, she doesn't have a penis." - Taylor Sudds, Nicotine Girl