GPNW 2008 Quotes

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Day 1

• "Oh Brandon, don't deprotragonize the GM." - Chris Bennett
• "The Second Coming of Christ takes a five-foot step." - Christian
• "If you don't watch the Super mega happy fun hour, the Canadians will win." - Will H.
• "You're at the end of my fist!" - Dan S.
• "I run in some direction." - Ryan
• "We shine some light into the jungle, and if it shoots back, it's not the Captain? God Bless the US F--kin' Navy." - Johnzo
• "She snorts his ashes to be closer to him." - Chris B.
• "I tear his heart out and eat it." - Nathan
• "This is not the first zeppelin cathedral that I've sabotaged." - Lukas
• "Glory time, Flyboy!" - Anna Lin
• "I do my best severed head imitation." - Ogre
• "Hey baby, you wanna go back to my vat?" - Brandon
• "Hold on... I need a 2-minute reboot to do God." - Johnzo
• "I'm Xeno Fury, baby!" - Xeno Fury (John Harper)
• "Are they an endangered species?" - Jeremy
  "They're about to be." - Brendan
• "I'm like a freakin' mix tape... of street luge." - Death Laser Lukas
• "Quality is overrated." - John Kim
• "Sqwaaak!" - Ben Lehman as a strangled swan
• "This fuel line has been pistol-whipped!" - Chris Bennet
• "Chocolate chip cookies?? This is the best siege ever!!" - Chris B

Day 2

• "How come the dark forms are never helpful? They're always bad." - John Harper
• "There is no running away in the face of adversity in Jungle Speed." - Joe McDonald
• "Reset password to: Zinfandel." - Tony Dowler
• "Damn, the EPA is going to be pissed." - Ogre
• "Is anyone on my side? Does anyone want to nuke the world?" - Lukas
• "It looked so flammable!" - Lesley
• "Post-apocalyptic France... it starts like Shrek, and ends like Akira." - (no attribution)
• "Please get your terminology straight; this game [4th edition D&D] has been out for like negative a week." - Doug B.
• "The soccer mom is the only survivor." - Lukas
• "Oh great god of lawful goodness, please destroy all evil in this game!" - Alan
• "Good! Roofs don't have a lot of words." - Winston [ed: did we have a Winston, or should this be Wilson?]
• "Oh, missed on two again! Wait, I... get... pluses..." - Jackson
• "You made me write on my pants!" - Brendan
  "Oh, sorry... at least you didn't lose your pants." - Joe McDonald
• [Plus three bonus quotes that didn't actually make it onto the board!]
• "There is no looking at cute women in Jungle Speed!" - Joe McD
• "...then the other insignificant characters do some damage to the dragon..." - Jackson
• "We're gonna play Polaris on the way back in the car." - Daniel
  "But only if Daniel is driving." - Chad